[DRAFT] Interloper

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The Interloper mk I is the classic midlife crisis. Fiendish curves and excessive engines are sure to express your virility to bystanders at the Alioth markets. She handles like a dream cruising comfortably infront of 6.32g of thrust to reach speeds of more than 900kmh with ease. Capable of 21 mins of atmospheric testosterone inducing full throttle power granting the pilot just enough flying time before the urge to land and park with a smug expression by the nearest crowd takes over once again.

The Burble Skunkworks located at the palm strewn Alioth Beach are passionate about their job, happy to let this little gem go for an absolute steal at 350,000. Because we understand the pain of explaining the credit card bill to family members, we want you to live that dream without bringing about matrimonial collapse. Should the unthinkable happen despite this, the Interloper comes equipped with 10t of storage capacity to load up your life's material wealth and venture out to warmer climes.

Alternatively, should you wish to own the ship rights yourself, for a rather more substantial sum to be discussed, we will immediately take her off the market and never sell another of this model. you could be the last or even sole owner of this clear and realistic phallic indicator.

Call now, don't delay.